Dark Humor Jokes - Death Jokes

Skeleton Kilt

Q: Which skeleton wears a kilt?
A: Boney Prince Charlie!

Anonymous

Henry VIII

Q: Why did Henry VIII have so many wives?
A: He liked to chop and change!

Anonymous

Sky Divers' Wishes

Three sky divers were diving but their parachutes were faulty and they all died. They went to heaven and there before those three men stood God. "Go down the slide and you will receive one wish. What you wish for is what you get at the end of the slide," boomed God's voice. The first man slid down and said, "SPORTS CAR," and sure enough there was a sports car. The second man went down and said, "MONEY," and he received money. The third man jumped down the slide and said, "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Anonymous
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