Dark Humor Jokes - Death Jokes

Difference Between Boy and Girl

Q: What is the difference between a boy and a girl?
A: A boy is eight times more likely to be convicted of murder.

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Man Killed Repairing Truck

Man Killed Repairing Truck - April 1, 1995 Kalamazoo Gazette --
James Burns, 34, of Alamo, Mich., was killed in March as he was trying to repair what police described as a "farm-type dump truck." Burns got a friend to drive the truck on a highway while Burns hung underneath so that he could find the source of a troubling noise. Burns's clothes caught on something, however, and the other man found Burns "wrapped in the drive shaft."

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Blonde With a Chainsaw

Q: What do you call a blonde with a chainsaw?
A: Dead!

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