Dark Humor Jokes - Death Jokes

Helper Virus

Q: Why did the Coronavirus cross the street?
A: To help seniors get to the other side

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Halloween Cat

Just my luck, every cat I've ever owned has already died 8 times.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Group Photo

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'that's Michael. He's a doctor.'" A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher. She's dead."

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