John McCain and Elvis

Q: What's the difference between John McCain and Elvis?
A: Some say Elvis is still alive.

Anger Management

My therapist told me that a great way to let go of your anger is to write letters to people you hate and then burn them. I did that and I feel much better but I'm wondering...
Do I keep the letters?

Final Curtain

Q: What part of your body is the last to stop working when you die?
A: Your pupils. They dilate.