Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Like Mother Like Daughter

A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor. He says "Doctor, I want to put her on the pill." The Doctor says "Why?!? Is she sexually active?" The guy says "Nah, she just lies there like her mother."

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Alabama Girl

A girl from Alabama asked me if I found her attractive.
I said, "You've got a face only a brother could love."

Submitted BY: TommehBoi

Diana's Funeral

Q: Why did Elton John sing at Diana's funeral?
A: Because he is the only queen who gives a fuck.

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