Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Crossed to the Other Side

Just as the graveside service finished, there was a distant lightning bolt accompanied by a tremendous burst of rumbling thunder. The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, "Well, she's there and it's His problem now."

Categories: Religion Jokes (Heaven Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
Anonymous

After I Die

A husband asks his wife, "Will you marry after I die?" The wife responds, "No, I will live with my sister." The wife asks him back, "Will you marry after I die?" The husband responds, "No, I will also live with your sister."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Sister Jokes)
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Anonymous

Blowjob Punishment

A substitute for a Catholic priest is hearing confessions. He is confused about what to recommend a confessor should do to rectify guilt sustained, after doing a sexual favor for her boss. He sticks his head out of the confessional and asks a nearby alter boy what the father gives for a blowjob. The alter boy responds, "Usually a Snickers and a ride home."

Categories: Religion Jokes (Catholic Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Nun / Priest Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Pedophile Jokes)
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