Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Funeral Story

A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A regular coffin was displayed in front of a huge heart. When the minister finished with the sermon and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart was opened, the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed. Just at that moment one of the mourners started laughing. The guy next to him asked: "Why are you laughing?" "I was thinking about my own funeral" the man replied. "What's so funny about that?" "I'm a gynecologist."

Categories: Profession Jokes (OBGYN Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Casket Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
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Open Casket

3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?"
The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."
The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."
The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say: LOOK, HE'S MOVING!!!!!"

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Casket Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Heaven Jokes)
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Taliban Tank

Q: How do you stop a taliban tank?
A: Shoot the guy pushing it.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Terrorist Jokes (Taliban Jokes) , Riddles
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