Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Diana's Funeral

Q: Why did Elton John sing at Diana's funeral?
A: Because he is the only queen who gives a fuck.

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Shamus's Obituary

Shamus opened his morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column that he had died. Furious, he quickly phoned his best friend Finnegan.
"Did you see the paper?" asked Shamus. "They say I died!!"
"Yes, I saw it!" replied Finnegan, "...where ya callin' from?"

Anonymous

Family Slammer

I almost got raped in jail ... 
My family takes monopoly way too seriously.

Submitted BY: FotysOnDeck
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