Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Bad Catholic Joke

Three men meet up on the deck of the rapidly sinking Titanic, a Lawyer, a Catholic Priest and a Social Worker. They notice that there are only three seats left on the last lifeboat and there are three children standing nearby. Social worker - "We should give these seats to the children". Lawyer - "Dont be stupid, fuck the children!" Catholic priest - "Do you really think we've got time?"

Categories: Religion Jokes (Nun / Priest Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Catholic Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Lawyer Jokes) , Profession Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes (Drowning Jokes)
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The Molester in the Woods

A child and a child molester walk into a forest together. The child turns to the molester and says, "Boy, these woods are scary." The molester says to the child, "You think you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Pedophile Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
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Submitted BY: Colemcfarlane1

Don't Take Chances

A man receives a letter informing him about his mother-in-law's death. It also asks whether she should be buried or burnt. He replies, "Don't take chances. Burn the body and bury the ashes."

Categories: Jokes about Families (Mother-in-Law Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Corpse Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman)
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