Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Hostage Situation

During a bank robbery, the thief's mask slipped off. He fixed it and asked a hostage, "Did you see my face?" The hostage had, so the thief killed him. He asked the next hostage, same result. After he asked a third hostage, the guy responded, "No, but my wife did."

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Hanging Tree

So yesterday I decided to look back in my family tree and found a black guy from 100 years ago and guess what he's still hanging there.

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Submitted BY: Cheyenne Weitz

Alabama Foreplay

Q: What do you call foreplay in Alabama?
A: Hey sis, you awake?

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