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If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!
Lightly Battered
Q: Did you hear about Tempura House?
A: It's a shelter for lightly battered women.
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Anything But
A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender asks the seal, "What's your pleasure?" The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."
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Animal Jokes
, Bar Jokes
(Animal in Bar Jokes)
, Bar Jokes
(Walks Into a Bar)
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, Word Play Jokes
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Breakfast In Bed
Q: Why do drunks throw up in the sewer?
A: So homeless people can have breakfast.
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