Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Tongue Workout

Stick your tongue out. Move it up and down. Relax. Now move it left and right. Well done! You have just completed Christopher Reeves' workout video.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes , Disability Jokes (Quadriplegic Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes
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Polish Burial At Sea

Did you hear about the Polish Admiral who wanted to be buried at sea when he died? Five sailors died digging his grave.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Polish Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Drowning Jokes) , Military Jokes (Navy Jokes)
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Jovi Love

I met my wife when I was 22. We got married fairly young because she got pregnant. In march of 1985 we had a beautiful baby daughter that my wife wanted to name Love. She was the fruit of our mutual affection and I agreed.
Love grew up hating her name, which greatly upset me and her mother. She was bullied in school every day, something we would have given anything to be able to stop. One day Love came home from school and kissed me on the cheek, something she hadn't done since she was a kid. I heard my wife drive into the driveway and as I went to open the garage door for her I heard a loud bang behind me and I fell on the floor. My wife ran up to me, and as I bled on her arms the only thing I could say was:
Shot through the heart, and you're to blame, baby, you gave love, a bad name.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Art & Music Jokes
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