Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Tongue Workout

Stick your tongue out. Move it up and down. Relax. Now move it left and right. Well done! You have just completed Christopher Reeves' workout video.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes , Disability Jokes (Quadriplegic Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes
Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous

Polish Burial At Sea

Did you hear about the Polish Admiral who wanted to be buried at sea when he died? Five sailors died digging his grave.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Polish Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Drowning Jokes) , Military Jokes (Navy Jokes)
Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous

Loving Confession

Brittany was on her deathbed, with her husband Adam at her side. She kept trying to tell him something, but he kept saying, "Shhhh, don't worry now darling, just rest." "But honey," she whispered, "I need to make a confession before I die... I slept with your brother, your best friend, and your father." "Don't worry about it, sweetie," replied Adam as he wiped the tears from Brittany's cheek, "I know. Why do you think I poisoned you?"

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes)
Anonymous
Trackuser=No (Robot detected) |IsRobot=Yes |

Page rendered in 0.3611 seconds