Dark Humor Jokes

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Medical Professor Teaching a Lesson

One day a medical professor and his class were standing over a corpse and the professor said, ''There are two things to being a medical forensicist. First: Don't fear anything.'' After saying that, the professor shoved his middle finger up the corpse's anus and licked it. He then told the class to do the same.
After hesitating, they all did it. ''Next,'' the professor said, ''you have to have a key observation finger. Thus, I licked my index finger.''

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Corpse Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Teacher Jokes)
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Incestuous Nephew

Q: What do you call an incestuous nephew?
A: An aunt-eater.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Incest Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Aunt Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Riddles
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Cliffhanger

Once upon a time there were two men who had gone cliff climbing. Suddenly, one man lost his footing and went tumbling down to the bottom. The other man frantically screamed, "Roger!", and was relieved to hear a faint reply. "Okay Rodge," shouted Barry, "I'm gonna throw a rope down to you, so wrap it 'round one of your legs and.." but before he could finish, he heard Roger call "But both my legs are broke." Barry suggested his arms, to which the reply was "They're broken too!" So finally, Roger held on with his mouth. Barry struggled to pull up the rope, and when he was nearly there, Barry said, "You right there mate?" to which Rodger replied,"YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS........"

Categories: Sports Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
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