Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Barrack Inspection

The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and he overheard one terrified recruit whisper, "Master Chief Barnes has the heart of a tiny child...on his desk...in a jar." Without missing a beat, Master Chief Barnes snarled, "Goddamned if they don't find out EVERY little thing about you!"

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Dead Babies

Q: What is easier to fill a dump truck up with.. dead babies or bowling balls?
A: Dead babies.. because you can use a pitchfork.

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Pink Going On Red

Q: What's pink and slowly turns red?
A: A baby chewing a razor blade.

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