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Red and Green in the Corner
Q: What's red and sits in a corner?
A: A baby playing with a razor blade.
Q What's green and sits in the corner?
A: That same baby three weeks later.
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Blonde Lifeguard
A blonde is working as a lifeguard at a swimming pool when a girl begins to drown, screaming "lifesaver! lifesaver!" The blonde thinks for a moment, and then asks "cherry or grape?"
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Michael Jackson and the Doctor
Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking out of the delivery room after his wife gives birth to their son. Michael says, "How long before we can have sex?" The doctor says, "At least wait until he's walking."
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