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If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!
Ru-Ru
Two guys get stuck on a desert island. They are soon caught by the natives and brought to a village and put before the chief. He says to the first guy, "As punishment for tresspassing I give you a choice, death or Ru Ru". Not wanting to die he picks Ru Ru. He is then beaten and buggered to unconciousness right in front of his friend. The 2nd guy when asked says "I'd rather die than suffer that ". The chief says "Great, death it is, death by Ru Ru"!!!
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Michael Jackson
Q: What did Michael Jackson say when his cock slid in the little boys arse?
A: There is a great musician in you.
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Finding Zombie Babies
Q: What's worse then finding 10 zombie babies in a garbage can?
A: Finding one zombie baby in 10 garbage cans.
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