Bar Jokes - Walks Into a Bar

Anything But

A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender asks the seal, "What's your pleasure?" The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

Categories: Animal Jokes , Bar Jokes (Animal in Bar Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar) , Dark Humor Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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Bear In A Bar

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender, "I'll have a pint of beer and a .............................. packet of peanuts."

The bartender said, "Why the big paws?"

Categories: Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar) , Bar Jokes (Animal in Bar Jokes) , Animal Jokes , Alcohol Jokes (Beer Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous

Bar Talk

A man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink. "Hey, nice tie!" comes out of nowhere. He looks up at the bartender to see if he had said anything, but since he was on the other side of the bar the man just ignores it. "Hey! Nice shirt!" The man looks up but, again, the bartender is engaged elsewhere. "Hey! Nice suit!" The man then calls the bartender over and asks him if he keeps talking to him. "It's not me, it's the complimentary peanuts."

Categories: Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar) , Word Play Jokes
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