Bar Jokes - Walks Into a Bar

Bear In A Bar

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender, "I'll have a pint of beer and a .............................. packet of peanuts."

The bartender said, "Why the big paws?"

Categories: Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar) , Bar Jokes (Animal in Bar Jokes) , Animal Jokes , Alcohol Jokes (Beer Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous

Bar Talk

A man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink. "Hey, nice tie!" comes out of nowhere. He looks up at the bartender to see if he had said anything, but since he was on the other side of the bar the man just ignores it. "Hey! Nice shirt!" The man looks up but, again, the bartender is engaged elsewhere. "Hey! Nice suit!" The man then calls the bartender over and asks him if he keeps talking to him. "It's not me, it's the complimentary peanuts."

Categories: Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Smart Dog

A man walks into a bar. After buying a beer he looks around the bar and sees three men and a dog playing cards. Amazed, the man wanders over and starts watching the game. After watching the game for ten minutes, the man leans over to one of the other player's and whispers, "Wow, that's a really smart dog!" The player whispers backs, "He isn't that smart, every time he gets a good hand, he wags his tail!"

Categories: Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar) , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes)
Submitted BY: hotdogseason
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