Bar Jokes - Walks Into a Bar

An Amazing Talking Dog

A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, "I'll bet you a round of drinks that my dog can talk."
Bartender: "Yeah! Sure... go ahead."
Man: "What covers a house?"
Dog: "Roof!"
Man: "How does sandpaper feel?"
Dog: "Rough!"
Man: "Who was the greatest ball player of all time?"
Dog: "Ruth!"
Man: "Pay up. I told you he could talk."
The bartender, annoyed at this point, throws both of them out the door. Sitting on the sidewalk, the dog looks at the guy and says, "or is the greatest player Mantle?"

Categories: Bar Jokes (Bar Bet Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Animal in Bar Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar) , Sports Jokes (Baseball Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes)
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Anonymous

Donkeyboy Bartender

Bob and Jim walk into a bar. Bob says, "Hey Donkeyboy, get me a drink." The bartender gets him a drink. Bob says, "Donkeyboy, get me another drink." The bartender gets him another drink. Finally, Jim asks the bartender, "Why does he call you Donkeyboy?" "I don't know. Hehaw-hehaw-he always calls me that."

Categories: Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar) , Word Play Jokes , Animal Jokes (Donkey Jokes)
Anonymous

Bar Jump

A man walks into a bar and sees two pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. His curiosity gets the best of him so he asks the bartender what the deal was.  "Anyone who can jump up and slap the meat earns free drinks for the rest of the night.", the bartender answered. "But, if you miss you pay everyone else's drinks for the next hour. Would you like to try?"
The man thought about it for a moment, and then answered, "Nah, the stakes are too high."

Categories: Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar) , Word Play Jokes
Submitted BY: Mr-Magnus
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