Bar Jokes - Walks Into a Bar

Smart Dog

A man walks into a bar. After buying a beer he looks around the bar and sees three men and a dog playing cards. Amazed, the man wanders over and starts watching the game. After watching the game for ten minutes, the man leans over to one of the other player's and whispers, "Wow, that's a really smart dog!" The player whispers backs, "He isn't that smart, every time he gets a good hand, he wags his tail!"

Categories: Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar) , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes)
Submitted BY: hotdogseason

Who Keeps Saying Those Things?

A man walked into a bar after a long day at work. As he began to drink his beer, he heard a voice say seductively "You've got great hair!" The man looked around but couldn't see where the voice was coming from, so he went back to his beer.
A minute later, he heard the same soft voice say, "You're a handsome man!" The man looked around, but still couldn't see where the voice was coming from.
When he went back to his beer, the voice said again, "What a stud you are!" The man was so baffled by this that he asked the bartender what was going on. The bartender said, "Oh, it's the nuts -- they're complimentary."

Categories: Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar) , Alcohol Jokes (Beer Jokes)
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Anonymous

Anhueser Busch

A drunk blonde walks into a bar, the bartender asks her what she would like, and she replies, "Gimme a beer." The bartender then asks, "Anheuser-Busch?" To which she replies, "Fine thanks, and how's your cock?"

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Blonde Jokes (Slutty Blonde) , Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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