Bar Jokes - Walks Into a Bar

Native Customs

A Native American walks into a bar with a cat, a bag of shit and a shotgun. He asks for a bottle of whiskey and immediately downs it. He throws the bag of shit up in the air, shoots it with his shotgun, and takes a big bite of the cat's ass. The bartender asks, "Buddy, what the hell are you doing?" The Native American responds, "I want to be like the white man: get drunk, shoot the shit and eat pussy."

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Priest, Boy Scout and a Blonde

Q: What did the bartender say when a priest, a Boy Scout, and a blonde walked in?
A: Is this a joke?

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Blondes to One Another

Q: What did one blonde say to the other blonde, while entering a bar?
A: Well blondie, Bottoms-Up.

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