Blondes to One Another

Q: What did one blonde say to the other blonde, while entering a bar?
A: Well blondie, Bottoms-Up.

12 Shots

A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?" The guy says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had." The bartender says, "What do you have?" The guy says, "75 cents."

Cold Cock the S.O.B!

A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar one evening and said to the bartender "Give everyone a drink except that gay guy over there". About fifteen minutes later he gives the same order, "Give everyone a drink except that gay guy over there." The gay guy asks the bartender for two ice cubes. The bartender asks why, and the gay guy says "I am going to put one in each cheek, go over there, and cold-cock that big son-of-a-bitch!"