Bar Jokes

Shit In Hand

Q: What did the pollock say when he ran into the bar with a piece of shit in his hand?
A: Luck must be on my side tonight, look at what I almost stepped in.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Polish Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar) , Riddles
Anonymous

First Time Hillbilly Hook Up

A hillbilly is sitting in a bar, drinking, when a woman slides up next to him. "You're cute," says the woman, "do you want to go back to my place and have some nasty sex?" "You bet!'' exclaims the hillbilly, "But I have to tell you, I'm a virgin. I've always been scared because my mom told me that women have sharp teeth between their legs, and sometimes they bite."
"Don't worry," the woman says, and the two head back to her place, where she strips and shows the hillbilly her private parts. "Now, does it look like I have teeth down there?" she asks. "How could you possible have teeth down there?" he says, "Look at the shape your gums are in."

Categories: Bar Jokes (Introduction Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes) , Redneck Jokes (Hillbilly Jokes)
Anonymous

Drunk Driver's License

A cop pulls over a drunk driver. The drunk driver says, "Ossssifer, you need to get your records straight. You just asked me for my license, but you took it away yesterday!"

Categories: Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes)
Anonymous
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