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Thanksgiving Weight
You'll be so fat after Thanksgiving you'll have to iron your pants on the driveway.
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Guess
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it, so I said "Implants?"
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Fat Bathtub
You'll be so fat after Thanksgiving you'll fill the bathtub before you even turn on the water.
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