Appearance Jokes

Dr. Wong

A woman goes to a doctor named Dr. Wong. "Doctor, I can't get a date, no one will go out with me!"  In a very thick Asian accent, Dr. Wong says, "Take off clothes and get on all four hands and knees." She does. "Now crawl to wall." She does so and looks back at him. "I know what wrong." “What is it Doctor! What do I have?" "You have Ed Zachary disease." "Ed Zachary disease? What is that?!" "You face look Ed Zachary like you ass!"

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Yo Mama - Beach

Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

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Yo Mama - Amusement Park

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

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