Appearance Jokes

Mike Tyson and Metallica Concert

Q: What do Mike Tyson and a Metallica concert have in common?
A: At a Metallica concert you get ringing in the ears, and at a Mike Tyson fight, you get ears in the ring!

Anonymous

Yo Mama - Bazooka

Yo mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.

Anonymous

Next Please

Q: Why did the actor get fired from the midget porn film?
A: He came up a little short

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