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Mike Tyson and Metallica Concert
Q: What do Mike Tyson and a Metallica concert have in common?
A: At a Metallica concert you get ringing in the ears, and at a Mike Tyson fight, you get ears in the ring!
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Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes
, Art & Music Jokes
, Appearance Jokes
(Ears Jokes)
, Riddles
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Anonymous
Yo Mama - Bazooka
Yo mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
Categories:
Yo Momma Jokes
(Yo Momma So Fat)
, Insult Jokes
(Fat Insult Jokes)
, Appearance Jokes
(Fat Jokes)
, Word Play Jokes
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Anonymous
Next Please
Q: Why did the actor get fired from the midget porn film?
A: He came up a little short
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Appearance Jokes
(Midget / Dwarf Jokes)
, Sex Jokes
(Private Parts)
, Profession Jokes
(Thespian Jokes)
, Riddles
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