Appearance Jokes

Happens all the time

A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be Siamese twins, and they wind up back at his apartment. He makes love to one, and then starts to work on the other. He realizes that the first one might get bored watching, so he her asks what she'd like to do. She says, "Is that a trombone in the corner? I'd love to play your trombone." So she plays it while he screws her sister. A few weeks later, the girls are walking past the guy's apartment building. One of the girls says, "Let's stop up and see that guy." The other girl says, "Gee...do you think he'd remember us?"

Categories: Appearance Jokes , Disability Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes , Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes)
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Anonymous

Michael's Nose

I went past a plastic surgeon's shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson picking his nose.

Categories: Appearance Jokes (Nose Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes
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Anonymous

Yo Mama - Dildos

Yo mama so fat, she gets her dildos from NASA.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Fat) , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes) , Insult Jokes (Fat Insult Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes)
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