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Animal Jokes - Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes
A Blonde's Chicken Bag
A blonde is walking down the street and a car pulled up next to her. The man in the car says to her, ''What do you have in the bag?" The blonde replies: ''I have chickens!" The man thinks for a moment and says, ''If I can guess how many chickens you have in the bag, can I have one?'' The blonde thinks that it sounds fair and replies, ''Okay, but I'll make the bet even better! If you can guess how many chickens I have in the bag I will give you BOTH of them!"
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Rock Throwing
Q: What's it called when you throw a rock at a cow and hit a chicken?
A: A MisSteak!
Categories:
Animal Jokes
(Cow Jokes)
, Animal Jokes
(Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes)
, Word Play Jokes
, Riddles
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Roman Chicken
Q: Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
A: Because she was afraid someone would caesar!
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