Animal Jokes - Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes

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A farmer goes to the flea market and buys a brown chicken and a brown cow. The guy behind the desk hand him his change and burst out laughing. "What's so funny?" asks the farmer. "Brown-chick-a-brown-cow!"

Anonymous

Perverted Farmer

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To have hot sex with the perverted farmer.

Anonymous

Why Chickens Don't Wear Underwear

Q: Why don't chickens wear underwear?
A: Because their peckers are on their faces!

Anonymous
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