Why Chickens Don't Wear Underwear

Q: Why don't chickens wear underwear?
A: Because their peckers are on their faces!

Preparing Chickens

Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked how they prepare their chickens. "We just tell them they're going to die."

Chicken Cross the Road Answers

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Pat Buchanan answers this question: "To steal a job from a decent , hard-working American."
A: Dr. Seuss answers this question: "Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why? It's not been told."
A: Grandpa answers this question: "In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us."
A: And Colonel Sanders answers this question: "I missed one?"