Animal Jokes - Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes

Break Up

Q: What has to be broken before you can use it?
A: An egg.

Anonymous

Chicken Dance

Q: How do chickens dance?
A: Chick to chick!
 

Anonymous

Yo Mama - Chicken

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a chicken?
A: A chicken lays eggs, and Yo' Mama lays everything else.

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