Animal Jokes

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Blind Deer Jokes

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No eye deer.
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A: Still no eye deer.

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Men Are Like...

Men are like animals: messy, insensitive and potentially violent, but they make great pets.

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Gay Squirrel And Monkey

Q: Why shouldn't you have a gay monkey and a gay squirrel in the same tree?
A: Because the monkey will go bananas over the squirrel's nuts.

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