Animal Jokes

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How Fast

A New York boy was being led through the swamps of Louisiana by his cousin. "Is it true that an alligator won't attack you if you carry a flashlight?" The cousin smirked and replied, "Depends on how fast ya carry the flashlight."

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The Lizard of Oz!

Q: What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?
A: The Lizard of Oz!

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Outta Here

Q: What did the llama say when he got kicked off the farm?
A: Alpaca my bags.

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