Animal Jokes

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Swinging Danger From Trees

Q: What's dangerous and swings from trees?
A: A monkey with a chainsaw.

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Lawyer and a Rooster

Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
A: When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.

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How Fast

A New York boy was being led through the swamps of Louisiana by his cousin. "Is it true that an alligator won't attack you if you carry a flashlight?" The cousin smirked and replied, "Depends on how fast ya carry the flashlight."

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