Animal Jokes - Horse Jokes

Buy the Mule!

A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house. He stopped and asked a person why the large crowd was there. A farmer replied, "Joe's mule kicked his mother-in-law and she died." "Well," replied the man, "she must have had a lot of friends." "Nope," said the farmer, "we all just want to buy his mule."

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Original Horse Joke

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?"

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Speak Up

A pony walks into a bar and quietly whispers to the bartender that he would like a beer. The bartender says "I can't hear you. You will have to speak up." The pony say "I'm sorry I'm a little hoarse."

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