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Animal Jokes - Horse Jokes
Speak Up
A pony walks into a bar and quietly whispers to the bartender that he would like a beer. The bartender says "I can't hear you. You will have to speak up." The pony say "I'm sorry I'm a little hoarse."
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Amish Mechanic
Q: What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse's ass?
A: A Mechanic.
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Sticks and Stones
When a horse has a small penis, the other horses tease him by saying he's hung like a human.
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Copyright © 2015 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips
