Animal Jokes - Dog Jokes

Santa Suit

Q: What is the difference between Santa Clause and a warm dog?
A: Santa Claus wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!

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Three-Legged Dog

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and announces: "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."

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Yo Mama - Saint

Yo mama is like a saint -- a St. Bernard.

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