Animal Jokes - Dog Jokes

The Best Time?

Q: When is the best time to fake an orgasm?
A: When a rotteweiler is f**king your leg.

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Horny Dog

Q: How do you get a horny dog to stop humping your leg?
A: Pick him up and start sucking his dick.

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Lost Dog

He lost his dog, but he won't put an ad in the newspaper. He says it's no use -- his dog can't read.

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