Animal Jokes

LOL with a rich selection of very funny animal jokes. Jokerz has the best collection of animal jokes, check out our animal jokes and laugh away!

Hickory Dickory Dock

Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock.  The clock struck one, but the rest got away with minor injuries.

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Fearful Chicken

Q: Why was the chicken afraid of the chicken?
A: Far from being a proverbial chicken, this deeply disturbed fowl suffered from chronic depression and social anxiety disorder, usually treated with a combination therapy of Luvox and Paxil.

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A Snake in Your Toilet

Q: What do you do if you find a venomous snake in your toilet?
A: Wait until he's finished!

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