Animal Jokes

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Big and Grey

Q:  What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland?
A:  The Loch Ness Elephant!

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Hickory Dickory Dock

Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock.  The clock struck one, but the rest got away with minor injuries.

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Fearful Chicken

Q: Why was the chicken afraid of the chicken?
A: Far from being a proverbial chicken, this deeply disturbed fowl suffered from chronic depression and social anxiety disorder, usually treated with a combination therapy of Luvox and Paxil.

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