Animal Jokes

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Bear In A Bar

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender, "I'll have a pint of beer and a .............................. packet of peanuts."

The bartender said, "Why the big paws?"

Categories: Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar) , Bar Jokes (Animal in Bar Jokes) , Animal Jokes , Alcohol Jokes (Beer Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Toad Down

Q: What happened when the toad died?
A: He croaked!

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Animal Jokes (Frog Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Chinese dog treat

There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were having a competition to see which one could walk his dog over the desert without needing a drink. So the Englishman sets off, but he only gets half way. Then the Scotsman sets off, and he only gets half way too. But the Chinese guy manages to get all the way across the desert. The Englishman and the Scotsman asked him how he could possibly do that without any water? "Me Chinese. Me not Silly, Me stick mouth round doggy's willy"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes
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