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A Duck Walks Into A Bar
A Duck walks into a bar,
Duck: You got any bread?
Barman: No, sorry, we don't have any bread [After a few minutes]
Duck: You got any bread?
Barman: Look, we don't have any bread [In a little while]
Duck: You got any bread?
Barman: We don't have any fucking bread!
Duck: Got any bread?
Barman: If you ask me if I've got any fucking bread once more I'm gonna nail your fucking bill to this bar.
Duck: You got any nails?
Barman: NO!
Duck: You got any bread?
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A Pink Elephant
Q: What do you call an elephant that's small and pink?
A: A failure!
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Fake It
Q: What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
A: Fake an orgasm.
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