Animal Jokes

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Cat Contact

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes)
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The Big Room

Q: If you put 15 tigers, 10 gorillas, and 1 elephant in your kitchen, what do you have?
A: A very large kitchen.

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Bear In A Bar

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender, "I'll have a pint of beer and a .............................. packet of peanuts."

The bartender said, "Why the big paws?"

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