Animal Jokes

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Foreign Languages

Q: Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, and moo?"
A: He was studying foreign languages.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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An Elephant's Vibrator

Q: What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
A: An epilectic.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Elephant Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes) , Riddles
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A Fly in My Beer!

One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pub together. The proceeded to each buy a pint of Molson Canadian. Just as they were about to enjoy their beverage three flies landed in each of their pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust. The American fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing had happened. The Canadian picked the fly out of his drink and started shaking it over the pint, yelling... "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!!"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Insect Jokes) , Alcohol Jokes (Beer Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (American Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Canadian Jokes)
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