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Catch A Squirrel
Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Climb up a tree and act like a nut!
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Escaping From A Lion
Two guys in a jungle come around a corner and meet a lion head-on pawing the ground. One guy, ever so carefully reaches into his knapsack and slowly takes out a set of Nike running shoes, never once breaking eye contact with the lion. The 2nd guy hisses: "What are you doing, you can't out run the lion" 1st guy says: "No, but all I have to do is outrun you"!
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Birds Eye Fish Fingers
Q: What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird's leg and a hand?
A: Birds thigh fish fingers!
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