Animal Jokes

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An Elephant's Vibrator

Q: What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
A: An epilectic.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Elephant Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes) , Riddles
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A Fly in My Beer!

One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pub together. The proceeded to each buy a pint of Molson Canadian. Just as they were about to enjoy their beverage three flies landed in each of their pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust. The American fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing had happened. The Canadian picked the fly out of his drink and started shaking it over the pint, yelling... "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!!"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Insect Jokes) , Alcohol Jokes (Beer Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (American Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Canadian Jokes)
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Tree Like a Dog

Q: Why is a tree like a dog?
A: Because they both lose their bark when they die.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes)
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