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No Legged Turtle
Q: Where do you find a turtle with no legs?
A: Where ever you left it!
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Three Tasks for the King's Daughter
Three men want to marry the king's most beautiful daughter. The king agrees to give them a chance, but they must perform three difficult tasks: defeat an ogre, turn lead to gold, and screw a cow. The first man dies fighting the ogre, the second fails at turning lead to gold, but the third man successfully completes all three tasks. "Congratulations!" says the king. "You may now have my daughter's hand in marriage." "Screw that," says the man. "I want the cow."
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Cat Be a Dog
Q: How do you make a cat be a dog?
A: Pour gasoline on it and light it with a match. It will go 'WOOF.'
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