Animal Jokes

LOL with a rich selection of very funny animal jokes. Jokerz has the best collection of animal jokes, check out our animal jokes and laugh away!

Grey and Jumpy

Q: What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds?
A: An elephant with hiccups!

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Bees and Public Transport

Q: What do bees do if they want to use public transport?
A: Wait at a buzz stop!

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Christmas Wrap

Q: Why does a cat take so long to wrap Christmas presents?
A: She won't stop until they're purr-fect.

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