Animal Jokes

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Hung

In my past life I was a horse; now I'm just hung like one.

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Penguins are Different

Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?
A: Because they can't fly to Florida like the rest of the old birds.

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How To Make a Horse Laugh & Cry

Q: How do you make a horse laugh?
A: Tell him your schlong is bigger than his.
 
Q: How do you make a horse cry?
A: Show him.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Horse Jokes) , Riddles
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