Animal Jokes

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Two Legs and Bleeds

Q: What has two legs and bleeds?
A: Half a cat.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes) , Riddles
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Sex With The Pig

A farmer walks into his bedroom carrying a sheep under his arm. He walks over to his wife, who's laying in bed. "See!" he yells, "this is the pig I have to have sex with whenever you get one of your headaches!" The wife says, "You know that's a sheep under your arm, don't you?" The farmer says, "I wasn't talking to you."

Categories: Animal Jokes (Pig Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Sheep Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Profession Jokes (Farmer Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman)
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Lipstick on a Duck

Q: What did the duck say when she bought lipstick?
A: Put it on my bill.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Duck Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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