Animal Jokes

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Travel

Q: What is gray and has four legs and a trunk?
A: A mouse on vacation.

Anonymous

Elephant With Three Balls

Q: What do you do to an elephant with three balls?
A: Walk him and pitch to the rhinoceros!

Anonymous

Lion's Post Meal

There was this lion who had just eaten a bull, and he felt good. He felt so good he opened his mouth and roared and roared. He roared until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral of the story is: when you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

Anonymous
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