Piggy BFF

Q: What do you call pigs who send Valentines?
A: Pen pals.

The Coincidence

A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a women patron. He turned to her and said, "This is a special day, I'm celebrating." "What a coincidence,"  said the woman, "I'm celebrating, too". She clinked glasses with him and asked, "What are you celebrating?" "I'm a chicken farmer," he replied. "For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile." "What a coincidence, the woman said. "My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"  How did your chickens become fertile?"  she asked. "I switched cocks," he replied. "What a coincidence," she said.

Wise Elephants

Q: Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
A: Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant?!