Animal Jokes

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K9 TV -Riddles

Q: What's the only button dogs can press on a TV remote?
A: The PAWS button.

Written By: TaeJK

Squirrel Swimming on it's Back

Q: Why does a squirrel swim on its back?
A: To keep its nuts dry!

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Submitted BY: LusciousLiz333

Fire Truck

A man notices a small boy wearing a fireman’s hat, sitting in a cart being pulled by his pet dog. When he gets closer he notices that the cart is tied to the dog’s testicles . “That’s a nice fire engine,” says the man. “But wouldn’t the dog pull faster if you tied the rope to his collar?” “Yes,” says the boy. “But then I wouldn’t have a siren.”

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