Bat on the Floor

A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a cave, discovered a single bat standing upright underneath them on the floor of the cave. Surprised by this unusual behavior, they asked the fellow, "What the heck are you doing down there?"
He shouted back: "Yoga!"

A Collar Is Necessary

A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes. She calls the shop, and the man there advises her to watch them carefully and all would become clear in time. She spends weeks staring at the cage and eventually catches them doing what comes naturally. To make sure she doesn't get them mixed up again, she cuts out a ring from a piece of cardboard and puts it round the male parrot's neck. A while later, the local priest visits the old lady. The male parrot takes one look at the father's collar, wolf whistles, and says, "I see she caught you at it, too."

Sneaky Cow

Q: How does a cow sneak off a farm?
A: Right pasteurize