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Grasshopper Than a Cricket
Q: Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?
A: Because grasshoppers can play cricket but crickets can't play grasshopper!
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Eating the Cat
The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"
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Sex With Sheep
Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?
A: So they push back harder.
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