Animal Jokes

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Goldfish Tank

Two goldfish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

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Thin Glow Worm

Q: What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
A: He was de-lighted!

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Condoms for My Camels

There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the beach by stuffing the pack into a condom. She stopped into the pharmacy to pick some up. The pharmacist said, "What brand of condoms to you prefer ma'am. "She said, "I'm not sure, they're for my Camels," at which point he fainted.

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