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Goldfish Tank
Two goldfish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
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Blowing Chunks
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party they were at the night before. 1st guy: "Man, I was so drunk that last night I got home and blew chunks." 2nd guy: "Oh yeah? Well, I was so drunk that on the way home I was pulled over and given a DUI!" 3rd guy: "That's nothing. I was so drunk that on the way home I picked up a prostitute and my wife caught us in bed!" 1st guy: "No, no.. you guys don't understand! Chunks is my dog."
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Thin Glow Worm
Q: What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
A: He was de-lighted!
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